followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

humorstar:

*after some pizza slices*

my subconscious: you have to burn that calories

me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… and… ok, it’s enough

romy7:

anarcho-shindouism:

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

thanks