Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

"As I am. As I am. All or not at all."
James Joyce, from Ulysses (via violentwavesofemotion)


"We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re strangers with some memories."
Frank Ocean  (via thatkindofwoman)



Found this gem in a Norwegian inflight magazine. Thought I’d share.

Summer is coming


*flicks holy water on you* leave


Favorite Foods + Garlic Bread

"We’re not a couple but we’re
coupled aren’t we? Like vodka
and orange; like spring and hope.
You make generalizations and
mean not to include me as if
there is everyone and then there’s
us; like I’m the voice in your head
and not a real living person on
the phone. I don’t even think you
notice - I got offended the first
time you said you weren’t close
to anyone until I realized I’m not
just anyone to you. The reason
I’m bringing this up is that I think
you’ve forgotten about my
realness and the freedom I have
to walk away and the fact that I
don’t. You think you’re too boring
or too sad or not enough of
something for someone worthwhile
to want to be with you. Well poor,
poor me for being forced to talk
to you every night. You are a giant
fool if you think I hang around for
any other reason than because I
like who you are. Baby, you’ve got
things I can’t find anywhere else
and it’s not like I haven’t looked.
You are equal parts ridiculous and
precious (but I shouldn’t start
listing the things that you are or
we’ll be here all night). The reason
you’re single is because right now
it’s time for you to be single. That’s
it. If you weren’t worth being with I
wouldn’t be with you either."
anne, letter to my single best friend (via anneisrestless)


He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.



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